smitkit

A young cat with an infection.
smit

I've got a smitkit just now.

My cat's a smitkit.

smitkit by Peter McGloin November 12, 2003

Smirkitis 

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Smirkitis by TFE August 28, 2007

smickity smack 

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'

Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'

smickity smack by obiwantoby August 31, 2015

shitkitty 

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

shitkitty by Belunan December 10, 2009

shitkittens 

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

Shitkitzi 

multiple people taking a dump on a person.

Shitkitzi is a reverse bukaki, everyone turns round arse first, then dumps on the person in the middle

Shitkitzi by rosie&wade February 21, 2009

Smikity 

Adjective: the positive connotation of the state of being under the influence of THC (cannabis). Feeling "high" from the intake of THC.

"I can't wait to get off from work so I can go get smikity."

Smikity by Vega Nova September 20, 2011