Smirkitis 

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Smirkitis by TFE August 28, 2007

smirktastic 

1. A word fangirls use to describe Eli Goldsworthy of the Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.

2. Someone who smirks.

Loverofeli: OMG ELI IS SO SMIRKTASTIC
Artsygirl9: YES

smirktastic by Loverofeli August 17, 2010

stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

Spiritism 

Religion, Science, and Philosophy compiled and organized by Allan Kardec in 1857. For more on Spiritism, visit www.allankardec.ca or www.spiritism.ca

He believes in Spiritism, so he is a Spiritist

Spiritism by Urban Dictionary February 8, 2004

spiritistic 

the joy of experiencing heaven on Urantia Shan (earth)

spiritistic the spirit is fantastic

spiritistic by Linda Coombes January 1, 2007

Smirkified

When someone smirks at you, and you feel it.

“Oof, I’ve been Smirkified.”

Smirkified by Fyr211 February 10, 2021

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

Smurfitis by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010