Pibb 

The drink of gods, only drank by those who believe in Pibbism, and enjoy the meatiest, and quenchiest of beverages.

Pibbists (those of Pibbism) are the superior human race.

One of the Eight Wonders of the World.
Denying the drinkage of Pibb is one of the Eight Deadly Sins.

Pibbologists have yet to discover all the miracles that Pibb grants.

"I was at Chipotle, and when I saw the Pibb Xtra dispenser, my life was complete. The Pibb went great with my none pizza with left beef.

Pibb by Not Kinan January 28, 2018

Pibb 

(verb) to serve Mr. Pibb in lieu of Dr. Pepper, or to erroneously believe Mr. Pibb to be an adequate substitute for Dr. Pepper

Senior: "Don't eat on campus, dude."
Freshman: "Why not?"
Senior: "They'll Pibb you every time."

Boyfriend: "Those burgers were really good."
Girlfriend: "Yeah... too bad we got Pibbed."

Employee: "Will the vending machines in the break room ever have Dr. Pepper?"
Boss: "No. I hate to be a Pibber, but with the economy the way it is, we can't afford to stop Pibbing."

Jesus: "Which of you, if your son asks for Dr. Pepper, will give him Mr. Pibb?"

Pibb by rytril August 25, 2011

pibb 

A immature person often destined to remain a virgin for up to half of his natural life time.

That nerdy pibb will never get puss.

pibb by Samantha June 25, 2003

pibb 

touches many kids

oh no its pibb! hide your kids!!!

pibb by MudConsumer May 1, 2022

Pibb-sure 

Confident one is correct to the point one is willing to bet cans of soda, especially Mr. Pibb. Part of a betting game established by Mr. K, math teacher.

Mr. K: Are you sure?
Student: Yeah.
Mr. K: But are you Pibb-sure?
Student: Bring it on.

Pibb-sure by Anthony C. Kuhnz October 10, 2007

pibb pipe 

pipe made from a pibb (from Mr. Pibb)can. see tin pipe

pibb pipes are not effective but easily disposable

pibb pipe by walkingblind December 28, 2005

Pibb Royal 

The magic mixed drink of Pibb Xtra and Crown Royal.

Aye dawg you tryna hit this Pibb Royal?

Hells yeah!

Pibb Royal by realalibenjamin February 4, 2019