twattering 

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

twattering by AS_King August 23, 2008

Twattering 

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

TWATTERING 

TWATTERING:When you have up to five bitches on twitter that do not know about one another you are dating them and getting all sorts of sexual favours and they have basically been twatted..

usually sad desperate twats..LOL

steve:man i just twattered that brenda bitch last night it was the best twattering i have had in years and none of these bitches know about my twattering!!

TWATTERING by CANTWATATWATTERLOL April 23, 2009

twattering 

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

twattering by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

St. Totteringham's Day 

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..

In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.

St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008

Twlittering 

The littering of a Twitter timeline with mindless copy and paste re-tweets, often in order to win some prize or giveaway.

That software promotion has everyone I follow twlittering up my timeline with that stupid message to get that free app.

Twlittering by monkeymojo March 25, 2009