Cuspcake

That male or female colleague that dresses nicely, grooms nicely but has something awkward about them that keeps them from being attractive. Maybe its a muffin top, maybe its a a stray eye or maybe its a horrible hairline...regardless, they are on the cusp of greatness.

Kelly wore those trendy boots, dressed so nicely, but her eyes were a tad squinty and her pear shape was off putting. At best, she's a cuspcake.

Cuspcake by Johnny & Jasmine June 18, 2012

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Calamansi cupcake

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

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Related Words

Cuspcake • cupcake • cupcaked • cupcake party • Cupcaker • cupcake stan • cupcake eater • cupcakeing • Cupcakeman • cupcake top

cupcake stay

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids

cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.

cupcake stay by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022

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cupcake decision

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012