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Cuspcake 

That male or female colleague that dresses nicely, grooms nicely but has something awkward about them that keeps them from being attractive. Maybe its a muffin top, maybe its a a stray eye or maybe its a horrible hairline...regardless, they are on the cusp of greatness.
Kelly wore those trendy boots, dressed so nicely, but her eyes were a tad squinty and her pear shape was off putting. At best, she's a cuspcake.
Cuspcake by Johnny & Jasmine June 18, 2012
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Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

cupcake stay 

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids
cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.
cupcake stay by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.
"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."
cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Cupcake Birthday 

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.
Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!
Cupcake Birthday by guysm1ley November 29, 2020
What EDP445 calls a 13 year old girl when he gets caught trying to meet her
I’m in the mood for a cupcake right now
Cupcake by EDP sucks April 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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