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boobnosis
A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
boobnosis by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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boobnoxious
boobnoxious by Deshaun Thomas October 27, 2005
boobjob
A boobjob is when a woman, most likely with breasts of a considerable size, places the man's penis inbetween her breasts. She will then push them together and move them up and down.
Boobjobs are much more enjoyable when lubricated, they are often finished by the man ejaculating on the woman's breasts, face or warn the woman first so that she may take it in the mouth
Boobjobs are much more enjoyable when lubricated, they are often finished by the man ejaculating on the woman's breasts, face or warn the woman first so that she may take it in the mouth
boobnoculars
boobnoculars by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003
boobjob
Act of doing plastic surgery on breasts in order to make them become bigger or (rarely) smaller.
A lot used in the show-business world, this trend is conveyed by TV shows such as Nip/Tuck or Grey's Anatomy.
It is of course something very common in porn/erotic models to have enhanced breasts.
A lot used in the show-business world, this trend is conveyed by TV shows such as Nip/Tuck or Grey's Anatomy.
It is of course something very common in porn/erotic models to have enhanced breasts.