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srondlurk 

Mythical being originating from Scandinavian folklore. A hideously ugly creature that was believed to cower in dark corners of rooms. Usually they are portrayed as only being able to exist in darkness or very dim light. They are observers; they do not meddle in human affairs and prefer to remain in secret, watching. But should they be discovered, or worse, confronted, then it was believed they would effectively become bound to their discoverer's soul, tormenting them in their sleep with terrifying nightmares. This was said to be only a glimpse into the horrors that would await the afflicted in the afterlife. Hence the old Finnish saying: "Look ye not to the darkness, lest ye be forever bound to the srondlurk". Often described as being of the size of a child, dark yet reflective eyes, flesh of charcoal, gray, or pasty white color, thick black hair ("made of shadow" in some accounts), it is usually portrayed as a creature whose existence should be accepted but generally ignored (the "let sleeping beasts lie" folk motif). Many folklorists consider the srondlurk to share a common history, or perhaps even be the origin of the boogeyman.
"May you sleep with the srondlurk this night!" (A common curse, uttered, for example, after a bar fight)
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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