Chicken immunodeficiency virus (CIV) -
is a lentivirus (a subgroup of retrovirus) that causes CIV infection and over
time Chicken acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (CAIDS)
CIV is a virus that infects
people by getting inside their blood cells. To avoid getting CIV, you must prevent the blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk of some Chicken that has been infected from entering your body or the carcass of a frozen chicken that has been thawed out for sexual pleasure through your mouth, vagina, anus,
tip of your penis, or breaks in your
skin.
Mom - Andrea!! please use protection before you go to the freezer and fuck that chicken, we do not want you to get CIV
Man1 - Hey Riccardo, why have you lost so much weight?
Riccardo - I have CIV, i just cant stay away from those half thawed chickens in the freezer at work!!
Man1 - Thats silly you should have put a
condom on your
willy!!
Hi My name is Marco and i have an addiction
"""HI Marco"""
Every
time i walk past the freezers at the butcher, i cant
help but want to have sexual intercourse with that sweet sweet chicken, i have been living with CIV for 2 years now....