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When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.
The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.
by Master_D October 22, 2020
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The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!
Wow, you came alot i just Phooped my Vagin to death.
by Master_D September 8, 2010
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Dececco, Pronounced ( De-Che-ko)

1. When one has ankles made of glass, that any contact or twist would result in that ankle breaking or being injured.

2. When one has never trained legs, and thus has weak ankles. That are easily injured

Origin of Dececco:
Comes from the north of Italy but since the Inquisition can be seen throughout the world
Dont tackle Marco too hard he has dececco

Man#1 - Hey Andrea, why are you not playing football this weekend?
Man#2 - i cant, i got the dececco's last weekend

Woman #1 - Hi Riccardo, would you like to dance with me?
Man #1 -Sorry, i have Dececco
Woman #1 - Oh ok, i understand!
by Master_D April 10, 2017
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Chicken immunodeficiency virus (CIV) -

is a lentivirus (a subgroup of retrovirus) that causes CIV infection and over time Chicken acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (CAIDS)

CIV is a virus that infects people by getting inside their blood cells. To avoid getting CIV, you must prevent the blood, semen, vaginal fluids, or breast milk of some Chicken that has been infected from entering your body or the carcass of a frozen chicken that has been thawed out for sexual pleasure through your mouth, vagina, anus, tip of your penis, or breaks in your skin.
Mom - Andrea!! please use protection before you go to the freezer and fuck that chicken, we do not want you to get CIV

Man1 - Hey Riccardo, why have you lost so much weight?
Riccardo - I have CIV, i just cant stay away from those half thawed chickens in the freezer at work!!
Man1 - Thats silly you should have put a condom on your willy!!

Hi My name is Marco and i have an addiction
"""HI Marco"""
Every time i walk past the freezers at the butcher, i cant help but want to have sexual intercourse with that sweet sweet chicken, i have been living with CIV for 2 years now....
by Master_D June 6, 2017
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