mastercrying

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.

mastercrying by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

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Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

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mastercrying • Mastercating • Mastercaking • masterconing

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

Mastercating by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

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Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013

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masterconing

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone

I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn

masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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