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a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009
Related Words
Kluve Klute klever klover Klue kulver klave Klavenism Klude kluger
Pronounced: Kuv-er'd

A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
"When I left the party, I was so kuvered that I passed out in my neighbor's backyard."

"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."

"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
Kuvered by Mateo Sevorg September 22, 2009
A beautiful brown sloot that I need to boink in a loving and respectful manner
Kulveer is a dank ass hooch that I need to wife asap
kulveer by J-Kitty October 22, 2013
Basically, one of the coolest person ever put on the Earth. Usually good looking and a really great sense of humor. Kuven can sometimes be a player but he just wants to have fun. Dirty minded but lots of fun to be with and the best sense of humor. He knows when to be serious and is a hard worker. Don’t upset him though, he does have a grumpy side too!
What’s so funny over there?
Oh Kuven must be there, he is always the life of the party.
Kuven by Tx4thememoriess October 6, 2021

the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.
In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.
I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.
kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005