A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
"When I left the party, I was so kuvered that I passed out in my neighbor's backyard."
"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."
"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
Basically, one of the coolest person ever put on the Earth. Usually good looking and a really great sense of humor. Kuven can sometimes be a player but he just wants to have fun. Dirty minded but lots of fun to be with and the best sense of humor. He knows when to be serious and is a hard worker. Don’t upset him though, he does have a grumpy side too!
What’s so funny over there?
Oh Kuven must be there, he is always the life of the party.
A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.
I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.