Skip to main content

turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.
How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?
turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turditude 

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.
turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008
The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
turdie by meezy December 12, 2013
A fan of Songshit ASMR
"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"

"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."
Turdie by Abe.. May 10, 2021

TurdTesticle 

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.
Blind and often uneducated followers of libtard leader Justin Trudeau.

These people are often granola eating, tree hugging hippies that couldn't collectively put together an educated thought, if their life depended on it.

You will often find them saying things "But Harper did this" and " that hurts my feelings and is therefore hate speech".

They can be found attending any protest that feeds their self hating white guilt agenda.
Those trudites have to be some of the dumbest people I've ever met...
trudite by archer vice August 30, 2021