Weeperbate

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Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

Weeperbate by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

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webterbate

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.

The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.

webterbate by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

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Weeperbate • webterbate • Weepsterbate

Weepsterbate

Weeping while masturbating. Usually performed by single women that watch too many YouTube documentaries or older men who have completely given up at life and only leave the house to buy tweed pants. "

Example: "Girl, I weepsterbated to a YouTube documentary about Mariana Trench for about four hours last night. It was epic!

Weepsterbate by Hispanic Magic March 19, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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