hampox 

my grandma use to say im beat your hampox

im go beat that hampox

hampox by anonymous September 17, 2020

Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

Hampon by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

Hampax 

A cigarette filter tip used with rolling tobacco; named due to it's resemblance to a hamster tampon

Oh shit I've run out of hampax I'll have to roach my fag instead

Hampax by VioletSkye July 27, 2009

hampost 

Referring to the engorged male member.

"I made sure she felt like she had been tied to the hampost."

hampost by Joey Shabidou February 13, 2006

hambox 

A slang word for vagina

Michelle was itching her hambox before.

hambox by Hambox527 November 8, 2014

Hampo 

A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

What are we going to do with all these Hampos?

Hampo by Sean velour November 12, 2019

hamboxing 

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham

"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."

hamboxing by hambox November 22, 2016