Treeb 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a herborious organism.

Jhon couldn't get some from his girlfriend so he had to treeb

Treeb by dat plant July 3, 2009

Treeb 

Treeb is a weeb who has trainyards in their name and denies being a weeb (despite being "based").

That lad ihatetrainyards is a Treeb.

Treeb by Henry VIII (Lafe is a fed) September 9, 2020

pine tree 

A type of evergreen that grows from 45' to 100' & even to 145' tall! They live 100 to 1000 years with the oldest living organism in the World being the Bristlecone Pine having Over 4600 Years old! Pine nuts are harvested from the pine cones & used to make pesto & also used as a snack.

I'm delighted to have an 80' tall pine tree in my yard! They're highly fragrant & smell so fresh!

pine tree by Starchylde June 22, 2016

peach tree 

Tall Girl with with a BIG ass

That peach tree is bangin'

peach tree by victorgardin April 28, 2021

tree lawn 

the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street, where you put your trash. mainly a cleveland word.

"those kids threw beer bottles all over our tree lawn again"
"don't forget to mow the tree lawn when you do the front yard"

tree lawn by marah December 26, 2006

trebuchet

A superior piece of medieval siege weaponry which is capable of hurling ninety kilogram projectiles over a distance of three hundred metres using a one-tonne counterweight. Capable of smashing castle walls with ease, unlike those inferior catapults.

Plebeian: The catapult is the best piece of siege weaponry in history.
Dominus: Can it hurl 90kg projectiles over 300m using a counterweight?
Plebeian: No...
Dominus: Then the trebuchet is vastly superior.

trebuchet by AVeryMadIrishman November 14, 2016

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022