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Dicktrovert 

An introverted person that has tendencies of being an asshole or a ''dick'' to others when they're trying to interact them.
Jerry, why are being such a dicktrovert? I'm just trying to get your attention.
Dicktrovert by JERRYNuEVO May 31, 2018

Dickroids 

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.
Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."
Dickroids by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

Dicktrovert 

An introverted person with tendencies of being a ''dick'' when dealing with them.
OMG...if you don't want to go to the party just say so. You ain't gotta be a dicktrovert bro.
Dicktrovert by JERRYNuEVO June 2, 2018

DickRoot 

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.
See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.
DickRoot by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Dicktron 

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.
Dicktron by Jack De October 18, 2008

dicktwitch 

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells
Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.