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Known as the best soccer team in Portugal. They are known as FCP, Portistas, Dragões (Dragons), Azuis e Brancos (Blues and Whites), and Filhos do Dragões (Sons of the Dragons). Unlike Benfica Porto wins with class and is a better overall team. Porto has dominated the Portuguese league in the past 10-15 years because they are that beast. In 2010-2011 season they won the league without losing a game and won the Europa League. They have won the Champions League 2 times, the Europa League 2 times as well. The last time they won the Champions League was in 2004.
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FCPorto by cc portugal September 30, 2011
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FC Porto 

Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.

Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.

Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.

Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.

Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.

Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).

Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
Real Madrid is such an amazing team. It almost reaches the level of FC Porto.
FC Porto by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020
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