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Schlimpy 

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.
"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."
shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.
barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy
Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.
schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009
- noun.
When you thought the nickname Slimey couldn't get old.
Sarah - "Hi Schlimey!"
Simon - "....hi Sarah >.>"
schlimey by i-was-moses January 13, 2009