smdmm
Just put down $1200 on the second part of this Martingale, i'm about to lose a shit load probably but SMDMM
smdmm by _gabe_itch_ December 6, 2019
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SMDTM
Abbreviation for the phrase: "Show me don't tell me". For use in emails, instant messaging and sms texting.
Son: "Dad, I hope you are still able to read and comprehend this text. The doctors called and told me you only have a day or two and you are drifting further into oblivion as each hour passes. My platoon is pinned down in this hell hole of a valley and surrounded on all sides by the advancing Borneo Free Militia. They are ruthless and brutal and we are sitting ducks waiting to be swept upon in a grotesque frenzy.
Despite these forlorn circumstances, I made a vow many years ago-before I arrived here-that I would be by your side in your final days. I intend on upholding that promise. Even if I have to sprint those 6 miles out to sea alone with nothing but my rifle and your lucky hatchet on my hip, I will make it there. I will move heaven and earth-and believe me-you will once again feel my hand in yours."
Sent at 03:56 AM
Dad: "SMDTM"
Received 3 mins ago
Despite these forlorn circumstances, I made a vow many years ago-before I arrived here-that I would be by your side in your final days. I intend on upholding that promise. Even if I have to sprint those 6 miles out to sea alone with nothing but my rifle and your lucky hatchet on my hip, I will make it there. I will move heaven and earth-and believe me-you will once again feel my hand in yours."
Sent at 03:56 AM
Dad: "SMDTM"
Received 3 mins ago
SMDTM by smegmanutz December 24, 2019
smammered
hammered + smashed
a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
house a smammer
*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!
house a smammer by tehee<3 June 5, 2011
SMDMF
SMDMF by Technical V Man January 12, 2009