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To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.
David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.
Choied by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011
Related Words
cholie coolie chole coolies Chodie chonies cholera Chomie cholito cooliest
Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.
Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!
Choilet by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010

F-Choied 

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed
That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied
F-Choied by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

credit card coolie 

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
credit card coolie by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

Cooliest 

Cooliest: To Be of the BEST

Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}
Im teh cooliest
Neighbor you teh cooliest
Mom an Dad ur teh cooliest
billy ur teh cooliest
Cooliest by Bernard Zygote April 30, 2008