Shearer
Shearer Is the surname of people who are super sexy usually carry a rather large penis, they usally are cocaine connoisseur and have a fine tongue for beer and pussy
Shearer by Diggerdagger November 25, 2019
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shearer (giving a)
Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
shearer (giving a) by Shearer King February 18, 2005
Shearer's coffee
Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.
AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
Shearer's coffee by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
Chodie Shearer
Chodie Shearer by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021
Dirty Shearer
The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.
Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'
Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'
Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'
Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
Dirty Shearer by LittleRichard February 19, 2010
Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016
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