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sploogasaurus rex 

"Jim gave Jenny a sploogasaurus rex"
sploogasaurus rex by Roger April 14, 2005
The kleenex animal wad on one's bedside table.
The spoogami I made last night looks like a sheep with bad hair.
spoogami by monkeyman March 16, 2004

sploofah 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your semen.
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet
she left me with blue balls so I took a shower and left her a sploofah
sploofah by Frukman March 13, 2008

sploogable 

Natalie Portman is sploogable.
sploogable by IronChefTex April 28, 2005

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."
Sploogemonkey by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge
Sploogatize me, Cap'n!
sploogatize by Brandon April 14, 2005