Sploofa

a pretty good warzone player who is 90% homosexual and has the inabillity of procreation with anyone other than bannanabelt.

Sploofa is dog shit

by BannanaBelt May 27, 2022

sploogasaurus rex

The ultimate form of splooging.

"Jim gave Jenny a sploogasaurus rex"

by Roger April 14, 2005

sploof

a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell

"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

Sploofie

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

by Smau5 November 21, 2009

sploof

A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.

Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.

by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

Sploof

a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.

Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell

by Superatomico July 1, 2012