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master yee - your father who never lets you have any fun

cant play video games right now master yee is going ham

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Grand Master Supreme Yeeter

The largest title a Yeeter can aquire. Only Veteran Yeeters who live by the Yeet code have a chance of being selected for this poition.

Oh Did you hear about Flamezy? He became Grand Master Supreme Yeeter yesterday, we must yeet him something.

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My first under-cover name in years

guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s

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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

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The act of committing one's own pet peeve.

Girl: "Did you just turn without using your turn signal?"
Guy: "Yeah; I just masterpeeved in front of you."
Girl: "That's ok; girls masterpeeve too."

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Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)

Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

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To lift weights in the gym by yourself

Dude this sucks i don't have a lifting partner, i always have to masterbeef.

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