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shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.
shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014
The act of two people fornicating in a wild spontaneous fashion
I met this girl at the club and shaboinked her 6 times that night.
Shaboink by Aldo Horsedink April 26, 2011

Shaboikin 

(1)The shit; something really good; (2)very good weed or any drug of the matter
(1) We went to this club, that bitch was the shaboikin.
(2) Yo u tryna smoke tonight? we got that shaboikin ma nigga.
Shaboikin by Uptown Allstar February 19, 2009
When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.
"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."
Shabank by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011

shaboinking 

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."
"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.
shaboinking by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

shabongi 

shabongi is an art from. a beacon of light and solitude to us all. a role model and something we should all strive to become. it has become apparent that shabongi has taken over the world and that is a good thing. shabongi can take many forms. aunty, uncle, son, father, daughter, and most importantly, shabongi. some people say he’s a 45 year old man trapped in an 11 year olds body other people speculate he is a long distance relative of Prince George and is often reffered to as georgezeb If one tries to take the mighty switch it unleashes the wrath of switchbongi bong bing.
“He is a shabongi ” someone who is addicted to their gaming console
shabongi by The great Bing bong April 10, 2022