1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same
time
2. an occurence when a female'
s cunt
accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to
Mona the other day? She was
cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "
schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche