Mac Waffle 

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

Mac Waffle by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

twat mcwaffle 

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

twat mcwaffle by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

McWaffle 

Indecisiveness while ordeing McDonald's.

Will just make up your mind and order, your starting to McWaffle.

McWaffle by BuckeyeLeadFarmer July 3, 2015

Roffle McWaffle 

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).

You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!

Roffle McWaffle by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009