schming 

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

schming by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

Schingisch 

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.

Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.

Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

schwing pop 

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010