King Dong 

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

King Dong by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

king dong 

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

king dong by Chase Mclean April 23, 2005

King Dong 

1. A man who is more than well endowed. 2. A huge freakin penis!

I.E. Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver, Jeremy Pipes, Steve-O, John Holmes, Pete Wentz, etc.

Stephanie: Jeremy talked a big game, but when i saw King Dong, I had to do a double take to make sure it was real!!!

Anna: Really, His Dick was that big???

King Dong by Hippobear October 29, 2010

King Dong 

The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.

(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)

Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.

King Dong by Miss Histerectamy December 7, 2007

king dong 

length

what is your length

king dong by ben October 13, 2003

King dong un

kim jong un but with worse spelling. but he he deserves it

Did you hear that King dong un nuked 5 countries today? it was pn the news!

King dong un by The one, the only… August 24, 2019

King of Dong 

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.

I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.

King of Dong by Clifford Ball May 13, 2011