Porno milk

When a dude cums multiple times while watching porn movies or reading porn magazine's

When I was watching porn the other day I started shooting out porno milk

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

4'em

When you can't be fucked saying for them

I couldn't be fucked buying gifts 4'em this Christmas

by Pizza'man April 25, 2020

Schaaf

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

by Pizza'man February 03, 2020

Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

by Pizza'man April 19, 2021

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Porno milkk

When a dude wanks and cums multiple times in a cup or container while watching porn

If you watch enough porn you might be able to get a cup of porno milkk at the end

by Pizza'man April 19, 2021

Feel the guts

Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts

I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021