Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pizza'man

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

King Dong by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

A easier way to say easy usually used in text messaging

Ez by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts

I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts

When a dude cums multiple times while watching porn movies or reading porn magazine's

When I was watching porn the other day I started shooting out porno milk

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

When a dude wanks and cums multiple times in a cup or container while watching porn

If you watch enough porn you might be able to get a cup of porno milkk at the end

My wife's dripping wet cunt really skwobs when I fuck it

Skwobs by Pizza'man July 1, 2020