Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

Hassaning by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019

Hassaning

1.Being a corny simp, Sweet talking, Pillow talking, Snitching to females.

2.Swear the slow Chrysler 300 will beat any and everything.

3.Pulls no bitches.

4.Being a straight L

“That bitch boy making her feel confident he hassaning”

Hassaning by IMBROKE January 23, 2022

Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020

hansoning 

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

hansoning by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

Hasslinging 

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.

Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!

Hasslinging by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

Head-Hassing by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Hassanen 

the name of a guy
he is hot and sexy and charming and soooo amazing!

he's got a huge penis and is the most cleverest yet the laziest!

he will be a complete gentlemen to those he fancies and tease those who don't match his personality.

although clever, he cannot sing and cannot play the piano

but a truly amazing and remarkable guy

Girl 1: OMG there's Hassanen. I'm going to put on bright pink lipstick to attract him

Girl 2: no he likes the more natural down to earth girl. He's so HOT!

Hassanen by lshtm August 29, 2011