Hassaned

To get anally raped and not telling anyone about it.

"Did you hear, Jack just got Hassaned"

by Blueice91 December 23, 2008

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Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.

Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..

by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025

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Hassanen

the name of a guy
he is hot and sexy and charming and soooo amazing!

he's got a huge penis and is the most cleverest yet the laziest!

he will be a complete gentlemen to those he fancies and tease those who don't match his personality.

although clever, he cannot sing and cannot play the piano

but a truly amazing and remarkable guy

Girl 1: OMG there's Hassanen. I'm going to put on bright pink lipstick to attract him

Girl 2: no he likes the more natural down to earth girl. He's so HOT!

by lshtm August 29, 2011

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hassandra

the superior ship in the netflix original “the society”.

alex fitzalan: “ i think there’s potentially an attraction, because in most of the scenes we had together, i noticed there was this kind of, like, tit for tat, almost flirtatious energy”

hallies: half of hassandras ship is a bag of bones

hassandras: well at least my ship didn’t have bad sex and zero chemistry

by forlesket March 3, 2021

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