Penisaster

Keenudes aka “nudes”

“Nudes is such a damn penisaster”

Penisaster by Luke Brewer January 10, 2019

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste 

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham

yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis

penispaste by ham hole December 4, 2010

penismaster 

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

Penisatarian by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penisternal 

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

Penisternal by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004