The Chrysalis

The perpetrator squeezes the end of his foreskin* while flaccid. He then fires up a form of stimuli to provoke an erection. The goal is to find porn strong enough to conter-act his vice like grip, forcing the head of the penis out of the foreskin like a caterpillar out of a chrysalis. *If the perpetrator does not own a foreskin (Jew, etc) he may attempt 'The silkworm'. This is when the male pushes his penis inside itself like a car cigarette lighter, he then clamps the abomination in his hand and attempts "The Chrysalis". This act is dangerous though and is thought to have accidentally created the worlds first gender reassignment.

MAN 1: Hey dude, have you ever wondered what it would be like to see your cock shoot out of your foreskin like the Chrysalis at break-neck speed?

MAN 2: No i haven't.

The Chrysalis by DangerRoss June 2, 2011

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

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breatharian

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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