Definitions by zach

wood pusher 

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

wood pusher by zach June 9, 2004

BONKED 

under the influence, trashed, drunk, smashed, wasted or otherwise incoheirant

dude that party was hot! I got so bonked

BONKED by Zach June 1, 2004

pish-tosh 

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

pish-tosh by Zach May 31, 2004

Bubbleboner 

1.One who fucks goats in the ass while licking his little sister's pussy
2.A guitar that is plugged into someone's anal opening
3.Salvador Caputa

"When I grow up, I wanna be a bubbleboner, mommy."

Bubbleboner by Zach May 26, 2004

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

Jeezus by Zach May 21, 2004

sexuopostintoxicism 

n: The performance of sexual favors at the fulfillment of the demand that the receiving party drink themselves retarded.

Its not my fault, that bitch made me drinkee...I don't have to stand for it, that's sexuopostintoxicism. Im gonna call the police and sue her, you fucking guy. You do not ask dumb questions...you know damn right.

sexuopostintoxicism by zach May 10, 2004

soapbox 

Refers to someone having the attention of others as they speak.

Comes from when, back in the day, people would stand on soap boxes in parks and give speeches.

He was out standing on the soapbox, bitching about how the world was unfair.

soapbox by Zach May 6, 2004