132 definitions by zach

krak

the action of ribs breaking due to the "hilarity" of a joke. A sarcastic remark endowed upon a person or persons who tell lameass jokes.

"KRAK!" said Armaan to Neresh after Neresh had told him that uber lame joke
OR
Armaan:Haha! that man looks like a donkey...
Neresh:KRAK!

by zach July 16, 2004

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by zach March 15, 2005

School

1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences

I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom

by zach February 25, 2005

northampton

The best town of all time! yay!

Northampton rocks because we have Faces and Thornes and Moshi moshi, and me.

by zach April 14, 2005

syr

Smoke Yourself Retarded

as in smoking pot/weed

by zach August 30, 2003

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by zach October 24, 2007

diatch

A mix between a dike and a biatch. Call your mother one today!

Stop being such a Diatch mom!

by zach August 5, 2004