soapboxing

The act of proverbially standing on a soapbox. Usually involves speaking out about something.

My friends say I soapbox too much, but I say they're full of crap. Infact, that was my topic last week.

by Zach May 07, 2004

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach October 24, 2007

pocorn

a yummy delicious snack for "scary movies"

while i was watchin freddy vs jason i ate me some popcorn

by zach January 16, 2004

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach March 05, 2005

bitch fuck

to fuck a dog especially a female dog... up the ass... doggy style

its not cheating if u bitch fuck a dog... cuz its YOUR dog

by Zach September 24, 2004

raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

by Zach February 17, 2004

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

by Zach March 15, 2005