zach's definitions

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

Marlton

A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

"marlton sucks"

by Zach April 6, 2003

fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

shriner

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

by Zach February 6, 2007

anuswrinkle

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

by zach May 13, 2005

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)

old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!

by ZACH December 22, 2003