zach's definitions

humphead

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment

HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker

by Zach September 23, 2004

Flipper

While gettting a girl from behind you pull your dick out and shove it in her ass. she makes a noise like the dolphin Flipper.

I gave that bitch the flipper and she cried.

by Zach March 8, 2005

moist shamoise

a moist-towelette-like device used for cleaning up ketchup/catsup

"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"

by Zach June 21, 2003

poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005

God Speed

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness; velocity; rapidly; rate of motion; dispatch; as, the speed a horse or a vessel.

Good Luck.

God Speed.
Usualy said before some-one leaves on a long Trip.

by Zach May 13, 2005

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

piz

Marijuana, Pot, Weed, Refeer

Yo man, we needa be smokin that piz!

by zach January 5, 2005