"Well, aren't you going to get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist shamoise?"
by Zach June 21, 2003
In gym class my friends and i snuk out and did some mad urban skateboarding on the green picnic tables
by zach March 13, 2005
My friends say I soapbox too much, but I say they're full of crap. Infact, that was my topic last week.
by Zach May 07, 2004
When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.
Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.
by Zach October 24, 2007
by Zach August 05, 2004