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Diatch |dē äCH|
noun
The addition of "dude" and "biotch".

• a form of expressing a dude man is acting like a biotch

DERIVATIVES

Dude |doōd| informal noun
Bitch |bi CH | informal derogatory noun

ORIGIN early 21st century (mid 2009)
"Damnit! Jeffrey's always whining about how his girl doesn't cuddle with him on Friday nights anymore. He's such a diatch."
Related Words
A diatch is a douche plus a biatch, which equals a diatch.
"fuckin diatch"
"your my diatch"
"screw you diatch"
"mandeep, you fuckin diatch"
Diatch by sarah samra August 31, 2006

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

the prodigy dirtchamber 

'The Prodigy Dirtchamber' the biggest and best Prodigy fan based group on Facebook. Organised by fans for the fans. Be apart of our Ant family and come join the chaos!! We live for the beats👍🔥🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜😎
"Do you love The Prodigy??"
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜
the prodigy dirtchamber by ProdigyBoy December 16, 2019

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches
Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision
ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Ditch Chicken 

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.
Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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