your best idiot's definitions

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Facebook

possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker

1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy

Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

your boss

Is an asshole

your boss is also self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 5, 2010