yorrick hunt's definitions
French for "enter" or "come in"; pronounced "on-trails"; usually followed by the word "excrement" (French for "my dear fellow" or "fair lady")
As he opened the door, he welcomed his visitor in the customary manner by saying,"Entrails, excrement!"
by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008
Get the entrailsmug. She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.
by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008
Get the on-line affairmug. by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008
Get the Doug Gravesmug. Puzzles:
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
Get the puzzlemug. talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
Get the dirty talkmug. When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
Get the croutonsmug. BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
Get the you'd like to bemug.