Definitions by yorrick hunt
Ivor Biggun
Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.
Ivor Biggun by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
believe
1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
believe by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
free will
the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
free will by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
croutons
When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
pull your finger out
get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)
pull your finger out by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
dirty talk
talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
dirty talk by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
tick off
TICK OFF (How to tick someone off):
1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.
2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.
1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.
2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.
tick off by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009