yorrick hunt's definitions

pull your finger out

get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)

I need those reports by tomorrow. So, pull your finger out.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

do your arse

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.

by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008

choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

woffa

short form of "what for"

Come here, turd!
Woffa?

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

quitter

someone who gives up on something

He wanted to give up smoking but didn't want to be known as a quitter.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008