divorce

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 05, 2008

sceptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

paradox

a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true

You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

romantic fool

allowing feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

pointless

something that is a waste of time or of no use

It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008