yorrick hunt's definitions

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

roarer

Erect penis; hard cock; full dick

Just thinking about giving her a pearl necklace gave me a roarer.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

snothole

1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"

1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

hole

derogatory term for a person; short for arsehole or asshole; also used as a term of friendship

1. Jeeze, you're an annoying hole.
2. Hey hole! Do you want another beer?

by yorrick hunt July 23, 2008