an adjective to best describe the average person
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.
the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true
You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.
I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.
to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents
kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire