yorrick hunt's definitions

paradox

a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true

You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 9, 2008

hole

derogatory term for a person; short for arsehole or asshole; also used as a term of friendship

1. Jeeze, you're an annoying hole.
2. Hey hole! Do you want another beer?

by yorrick hunt July 23, 2008

Ivor Biggun

Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.

Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

free will

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions

When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

pass out

to become unconscious; to faint

We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008