Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 16, 2008

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 09, 2009

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

want

desire or wish for possession or presence of something

I cannot change what I want unless I want to.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Latin

the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire

Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?

by yorrick hunt May 23, 2008