xXWhiteKnightXx's definitions
An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.
The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!
by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010
Get the skeekermug. When you're playing a video game (especially FPS) and your health is almost depleted or you're even at one bar left before you die, and suddenly you accidentally stumble onto a full health pack, bringing you back from the brink of death to fight once more. Gets its name from the character Scheris Adjani from the anime series s-CRY-ed, whose special ability is being able to bring someone who is mortally injured back to life, though at the cost of her own.
Guy playing Halo: Whoa! I've just been Scherised by that full health pack! I thought those damn Flood would kill me for sure! It's time to kick ass and take names, now that I've recovered! Thank goodness for accidental Scherising!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 15, 2010
Get the Scherisingmug.