Guzzle

When a chick/girl drinks a mans semen or cum

ME-- Yo Jenny gave me a Blow-Job
Otha Dude-- Sick did she guzzle you !?!?!
ME--- You Know It Dawg.

by Keif da Cheif August 1, 2009

Guzzle

Being shoved into a giraffe's telephone pole that tries to tape a pelican to a bagpipe

Bartholomew: Wow spongebob is mad at that jelly fish...
Chad: He's being guzzled

by Caveman2themax March 5, 2019

Guzzle

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina and sucking it out

"Dude! I guzzled the shit outta her last night!"

"Yea man I'm gonna try to guzzle her later"

by ikr! March 28, 2009

Guzzle

The act of completely sucking a dong dry even after slobbering it up.

Babe! I told you not to guzzle me for TOO long! You know that shit hurts!

by PutterBeanut July 20, 2022

Guzzle

When someone makes a joke in a large group of people and laughs by himself/herself while no one else is laughing.

"Ha Ha! Joe just guzzled!"

or

"Stop guzzling so much!"

by wootwoot2789 November 18, 2011

Guzzle

To completly dominate or achieve something difficult. It takes much skill to be able to fully guzzle something without incident.

"Dude, I totally guzzled that gnarly wave just now"
"Nice broskie, I have always wanted to guzzle that tasty barrell

by Oh look September 16, 2009

guzzle guzzle

oral sex or blowjob which results in a gargling noise being emitted.

1.i came on her face and she went guzzle guzzle.

2. honey ive had a hard day its time for guzzle guzzle

by barnes ladz July 10, 2009