319 definitions by wolfbait51
The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".
by wolfbait51 May 3, 2011
contemplating a bowel movement
by wolfbait51 January 31, 2011
A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
I just crapped a mud island.
by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011