wolfbait51's definitions

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

mustarrhea

A squeeze bottle of mustard that has started to separate and,when squeezed,squirts out a yellow oily substance accompanied by a diarrhea-like sound.

I got mustarrhea on my ham sammich!

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.

Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.

Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.

I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).

That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011