wolfbait51's definitions

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

egoflatuphilia

The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".

That guy at work has egoflatuphilia.I saw him huffing his farts out of his lunch bag.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011

caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.

I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

mark mark

The sound a harelipped dog makes

I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

nose rape

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.

Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011