Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
by wolfbait51 May 02, 2011
When you're editing definitions on Urban Dictionary and have a pretty good rhythm going and you deny a "Misandry" and assume that a "man" is going to pop up next but it doesn't and you accidentally deny a legit word because of an itchy trigger finger.
Oh shit! I just denied a perfectly good word because I was locked and loaded for "Misandry". Oh well,just write it off as editor's lament.
by wolfbait51 June 12, 2011
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
This is an unfortunate occurrence where a male ejaculates from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. Two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) The male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) There needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.The repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surpass the "cum threshold".
I was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and I skeeted on my girlfriend's panties.
by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011