wolfbait51's definitions

Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

the Moe

The only hairstyle permitted in China.A unisex style named after Moe Howard of the Three Stooges.

I went into a Chinese barber shop and on the wall there was a chart of various cuts available.Ther were 16 pictures of the Moe.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

exersted

exhausted from exertion or exhausted from exercise

After about 25 pushups,I'm totally exersted.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

dopplefanger

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.

After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

involuntary decapitation

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.

When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011