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When you're editing definitions on Urban Dictionary and have a pretty good rhythm going and you deny a "Misandry" and assume that a "man" is going to pop up next but it doesn't and you accidentally deny a legit word because of an itchy trigger finger.
Oh shit! I just denied a perfectly good word because I was locked and loaded for "Misandry". Oh well,just write it off as editor's lament.
by wolfbait51 June 12, 2011
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An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.
I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.
Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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