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ghost growl

When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler
That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.
I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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McPoor

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.
Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
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Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.
I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.
by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011
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