cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
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clambake

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
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mulletude

The "bad-ass" attitude that often accompanies the mullet hair style.
That dude in the IROC Camaro has a bad mulletude
by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011
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tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
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stink flipper

A traditional delicacy of native Alaskans,is stink flipper, or stink meat—walrus flippers which have been buried in the sand and left to marinate in their own juices for a number of months,after which it is dug up and thoroughly cooked and consumed. Featured in an episode of Flying Wild Alaska on the Discovery Channel.
I requested stink flipper for my birthday dinner.
by wolfbait51 April 04, 2011
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McSpittoon

A soft drink cup from McDonald's used as a receptacle or cuspidor into which girls who do not swallow,spit cum.
When my date did not discard her cup after she finished her Coke,I had high hopes she was saving it as a McSpittoon.
by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011
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slippy

Climbing on slippy rock can cost you your life
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
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