Definitions by wolfbait51

monstrostitties 

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

monstrostitties by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

custard filled croissant 

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

custard filled croissant by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

zit shrapnel 

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.

Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.

zit shrapnel by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

One time editor 

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.

Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.

One time editor by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

celebacne 

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.

Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!

celebacne by wolfbait51 November 21, 2011

celebrity porker pity project 

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

celebrity porker pity project by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

celesbians 

Lesbians with celebrity status. Notables include Rosie O'Donnell,Anne Heche,Melissa Etheridge,Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres,KD Lang,Jane Lynch,Wanda Sykes,Suze Orman,Cynthia Nixon,Meredith Baxter and Martina Navratilova

Rosie O'Donnell is probably the most outspoken of all the celesbians.

celesbians by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011