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Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

Lady Caca

If it looks like shit and it sounds like shit.....it's Lady Caca

I liked that song by Lady Caca titled "Porker Face".

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".

That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

napster

A nappy headed youngster.

I think I saw that missing napster pictured on the milk carton down near the playground yesterday.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

hand tossed

Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.

Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011