wolfbait51's definitions

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.

I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

doppelwanger

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.

All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

wedgie paste

That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.

I get really bad wedgie paste in the summertime

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

shooting star

A male porn star noted for his "money shot"

Peter North is a shooting star

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011