When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011
The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
When a girl has an itching,burning vaginal yeast infection and the only relief she can get is to climb a wooden telephone pole and slide back down.
At first I thought Gen Tel was working on the phone lines but now I see it's just a chick taking care of the ole yeast roll.,
by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011
One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011