emmitt smith

A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice
Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
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cya

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.
Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!
by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005
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lauryn hill

Someone who contributes something great to the arts...and never does anything ever again.
Those kids on the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill CD are probably in high school now.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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usher

Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.

Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.
Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).

Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.
by whitemale_98 January 01, 2005
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robin williams

A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.
Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?
by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004
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put some pants on

What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.
I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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