whitemale_98's definitions

usher

Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.

Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.

Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).

Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.

by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

emmitt smith

A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice

Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

robin williams

A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.

Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?

by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004

Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.

Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

cya

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.

Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!

by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005

pam anderson

Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.

Pam Anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her Pammies.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005